I think therefore I ninja

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Ask A Ninja

An award winning Comedy. That has started an internet craze that is fed by numerouse podcasts.

There are no sma.ll kiills, only small ninjas

A baby with two heads kills more than a baby with one

Once you go black.... you never go back.... Alive

Can a Ninja catch a cold? Nope, were faster than germs

Do ninja's write poetry or are they just murgerous shadows of death put on earth act against mankind?..Wow I didn't realize those were the only two options.

Have I stolen a few ladies hearts? Guilty. Unfourtunatly I was not able to return them before they bled to death.

Will you please leave us alone? My relationship with pysics is my buissiness.